MORETTI, jasper alexander

[JASPER ALEXANDER MORETTI]

jasper.alexander.moretti

SEVENTEEN|LOCAL|MANWHORE|AVERAGE|NONE|BRIAN MADDOX

SOMEONE ONCE TOLD ME THE GRASS IS MUCH GREENER ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Jasper is nothing more then a large man-whore. he likes to sleep with a lot of girls, and he likes his weed, though he knows that he should stop the drugs. He is cocky, self made, and pretty sure he will get into any girl's pants if he really wanted to. he stands at about five foot ten inches, not very tall for a guy at all. But you know, he's just got a smile to die for. all those years of looking like a dork in braces paid off when it turned thirteen and got them off. he does sometimes act liek a true blonde, but that's okay. He also has a very strong British accent, to which he does seem to know how to use to his advantage.

WELL, I PAID A VISIT, BUT IT'S POSSIBLE THAT I MISSED IT.
Jasper was born and raised in Manchester, England. he never really was into the drugs, the parties, the sex, the alcohol there. He was a relatively good boy, with some very good grades, straight A's. When he was fourteen, he moved to the starts, not that he really wanted to move but he did anyway, because his parents thought that he would be good in America. His father also seemed to get a better job in the states then in the UK. When he moved to Maryland, he started to get into the drugs, the party scene, anything you could think of he started to do, and just stopped caring. that resulted in the failing grades, and him being kicked out of the smarty pants school as he now puts it. His sister still goes there, which is the only reason why he lives in the town. Now all he does is hook up with all the girls in the smarty pants school that will let him into their pants.

IT SEEMED DIFFERENT, YET EXACTLY THE SAME.
NAME: that joey chick
AGE: those fifteen candles
EXPERIENCE: those six long years
OTHER CHARACTERS: those no bodies
HOW YOU FOUND US:that simon dude.
ANYTHING ELSE?: those rabid bunnies are after you.